"History Lesson" - origin: Denise L's blog.

History Lesson

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.


Now it gets really weird.


Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.


Now hang on to your seat.


Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford!'

Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.


And here's the kicker...


A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.


....um... now that's eerie.
interesting, though.

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VERY INTERESTING...

When I Killed Your Rock And Roll.

Guitar Broken By a Band Named Silvertide.

Shame on you!

Today I shall express my anger towards the world of Rock and Roll. Yes I love their music. Ofcourse I love a lot of talented, amazing, sexy, hot rockers. Example? Daniel Victor of the Never Ending White Lights. However, what angers me with most rockers (or rocker wanabees) is their need to break perfectly good guitars! I mean come on... werent you all poor once? Didnt you all have this amazing urge to buy a guitar but couldnt because it cost alotta money? So why go and break these amazing tools of art!? Do you see painters breaking their canvas?! Do you see actors ripping themselves apart? Do you see Tim Burton breaking his 3000 dollar camera? No! So why do you find it so tempting to break a perfectly crafted peice of instrument? What does it give you? Do you think to yourself "haha. in your face you fucking guitar. Now I can afford a gazillion of you! So I dont care if I break a hundred more!"

Well if thats your way of thinking, its quite odd really. Because there are those... wanabees like me who can't afford guitars. My solution really is, please instead of breaking those guitars give them to me! I will take them all, old or new.

I need to start some ... group that prevents violence against acoustic instruments!

Really now... just take the lyrics from this song by Audioslave (Which I adore by the way) :

I like throwing my voice and breaking guitarsCause it doesn't remind me of anythingI like playing in the sand what's mine is oursIf it doesn't remind me of anything

Well ofcourse.. if they like doing because it doesn't remind them of anything, then I allow it :)

I think there will be quite a few breaches of contract in my established group. I mean there have got to be exceptions. Especially if the act is committed by sweaty, muscular, talented, funny, deep, poetic, men.

R.I.P All broken Guitars.

Hey guys. I figured out how to create "Members" on this thing so that we dont even have to name ourselves. Checm your emails for a Blog Membership request (Check your junk!) and just go on the link given and log in. Then every time you wanna post or whatever you do it through your own original blog. Plus when you sign at the end it signs with your user name automatically so we always know who is who.

see how at the bottom it says Posted By Dreamer? Plus on the side it gives the name of the members.

love.

sahar.